Save a Whale, Eat a Polar Bear

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By tobey100

OK, so its not a whale, it's a submarine but you get the point. They're attacking cause they think it's a whale. At least, that's the consensus.

I’m in a quandary. Thanks to Al Gore the world has learned that Polar Bears are endanger of disappearing from the face of the earth due to global warming. Time, Newsweek, People, National Geographic magazines all publishing heartrending stories covering the soon to be extinct Polar Bear. The polar ice is melting at an alarming rate. Soon, the last Polar Bear will be swimming for his life. All this doom and gloom in spite of the fact that there is a ‘consensus’ , you progressives should have no argument here because I used the magic word, among scientist that the Polar Bear population is on the rise and has been since the mid 1950’s. In 1954, the year of my birth, the Polar Bear population was an estimated 5,000. As of 2008, the population was roughly 30,000 and rising. Thank God Mr. Gore brought the plight of these bears to our attention, but, their plight has not caused the turmoil within me. It’s the whales.

Save the whales! Save the whales! When I was a senior in high school it was stated as fact that within 20 years the whale would be extinct. Nations set aside their differences, came together for the good of mankind, except Japan, held conferences and outlawed whaling for the most part. If you were a member of Greenpeace, or even contributed, you were a god. You cared about the planet and its creatures. You were a good person. Any product derived from the death of a whale was banned. T-shirts were printed and sold. That, in and of itself, assured the safety of the whales. Or so we thought.

While watching Animal Planet with my youngest son this weekend, my world came crashing down around me. The show was about Iceland, its beauty, resources, climate, indigenous animals, that sort of thing. Near the end of the program the narrator stated one off-hand fact that shook me to the core. Polar Bears eat whales. Let me say that again so it will sink in. POLAR BEARS EAT WHALES. Oh! My! God!

I find I have lost all faith in nature and no longer trust the ‘natural order’ of the world we live in. I haven’t been this torn since I tried to decide whether to become a Methodist or Presbyterian. Man has expended so much time, money and energy to ensure the safety of the Polar Bear and the whale and now I find, one group is feeding on the other. How can this be so? Doesn’t the animal world realize that we, as men, know what’s best for them? We are the top of the evolutionary chain, if you will. Don’t these stupid animals understand our compassion, our angst, our zeal to protect all wildlife and the environment? Everything we’ve done has been for their good and they’ve ungratefully turned their backs, seemingly refusing our benefitiousness.

Or, could it be they could care less what our goals are and can take care of themselves just as they have long before we came along?

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SheriSapp Level 4 Commenter 2 years ago

Tobey, I nearly had tears rolling down my face as I read your hub because it made me laugh so hard!! Thank you so much. What else is there to say about Gore and his nuuty band of followers? They only listen to that which supports their thinkinmg. Facts never stand in their way. Kinda sounds like BO's presidency doesn't it?

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tobey100 Hub Author 2 years ago

Some how I knew you'd get it. Thanks. Saw ya on Facebook as well. Ain't you a cutie!

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Pamela99 Level 7 Commenter 2 years ago

Tobey, Very clever hub and a good laugh. Thanks.

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tobey100 Hub Author 2 years ago

Don't laugh. I was serious. Now I don't know who to save, the whales or bears. I emailed Al but he's not responding.

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hypnodude 2 years ago

You should save both. Try calling Greenpeace if you want something to be done. :)

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tobey100 Hub Author 2 years ago

I really don't think they need my salvation. Man's ego thinks they need saving. We need to leave 'em alone.

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hypnodude 2 years ago

And quit killing them, especially with pollution, either chemical or electromagnetic or whatever. At the end whales are a kind of relatives, like dolphins and apes.

But they need your salvation as only men can stop men, because if we wait for Nature to take care of this, well, Nature is like a scythe, not a little knife.

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tobey100 Hub Author 2 years ago

I agree, we need to do no harm. I don't agree that whales are a kind of relative live dolphins and apes. True, I do have an aunt that's about the size of a whale but that's as far as my relationship to the animal kingdom goes. They're animals.

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hypnodude 2 years ago

No problema :) Anyhow we should let them live their life without harming them, as you rightly said. It's a matter of respect. I dig your style of writing.

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tobey100 Hub Author 2 years ago

Thanks Hypno. Alot of what I put down is definitely tongue in cheek. I like to get people to think and respond. Always learn something that way. Also want to assure everyone I am in favor of protecting our natural wildlife in a reasonable manner. We can't forget they are animals and do not take a front seat to man.

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hypnodude 2 years ago

Well, reason, as much as tolerance and respect, should be applied almost everywhere. Anyhow I have to say that there are many animals much better than a lot of human beings, but that's another story. :)

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tobey100 Hub Author 2 years ago

True, so sadly true

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AnythingArtzy 2 years ago

what can I say but LOL LOL

I have to go to bed now my sides are hurting from reading your hubs.

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tobey100 Hub Author 2 years ago

I think this one ticked a few people off.

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AnythingArtzy 2 years ago

some people just don't have a sense of humor and mine kinda leans to the warped side anyway lol lol

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myownworld 2 years ago

You have a knack for saying the most insightful things with just the right touch of humor. I just love it...! 'Doesn’t the animal world realize that we, as men, know what’s best for them?' ...ha ha....and then that last line just nailed it!

Yes, I wish the human race stopped thinking it's their divine right to set everything right on behalf of others, the worst part being not their attitude towards animals, but what they do to each other out of this misplaced 'angst and zeal to protect' ! Great hub...

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tobey100 Hub Author 2 years ago

I can do nothing but agree with you MOW

austin 6 weeks ago

Thanks for the article and I and I agree whole heartily but I'm am looking for a specific source for polar bear population rise. Any suggestions?

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tobey100 Hub Author 6 weeks ago

austin - I found the stat, believe it or not, on a report published by the Department of Interior. I'll see if I can find it again and post it here.

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